This is the first Gmail ad I think I’ve clicked on. I don’t know what my email was about that Google decided the best ad to run was for this:

Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Taste the Power of Steven Seagal

If this product wasn’t out of stock, everyone on my Christmas shopping list would be getting “Lightning Bolt, the one and only energy drink crafted by martial arts expert and herbal specialist Steven Seagal, is the only all natural 100% juice energy drink on the market”. Unfortunately it must be quite popular (since it is the only one that Steven Seagal would craft.)